Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Ventriloquist

A young man was performing a ventriloquist show in a small town in Minnesota. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the front row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes, What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with their intelligence and worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person - you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little &*@% on your knee!"

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